Can You Feel the Lameness Tonight?*
To my lovely, darling readers, I thank you for your comments on my last entry. To the two lunatics that suggested I post pics of myself doing the Hip Hop Abs thing, I can only say: DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH!
A. You know that I suck at the whole "taking pictures" concept.
B. You will never see me working out to something like that unless you peep in my windows, and even then you'll have to peep through the teeny tiny holes in the window blinds where the string thing goes. Good luck with that.
Soooooo, *insert perfect segue here*....we're getting new computers at work! Thank me, thank me, thank me very much! As an added bonus, we are getting new primary/main monitors and they will be a big ol' 19 inches. Ours are currently a measly 17 inches. I know, I know, it's like living in the Stone Ages or something! Archaic!
*And another perfect segue here* For the past 2 nights I've done the 45 minute Turbo Jam workout and I can definitely feel it in my legs, arms, and abs. Last night I did Cardio Party 1 and tonight I did Cardio Party 2, (because I know someone, somewhere is taking notes). It was my first time doing either one. On some of the moves, I had to watch her once or twice before I got it, but I was able to keep up and I made it to the end. I ain't gonna lie - I wanted to quit midway through, but that Psycho Chalene (yes, that's her name - Psycho Chalene, but the Psycho is silent or something. No, really. Trust me, have I led you astray yet? Ok...don't answer that.) wouldn't let me. Somehow she knew I wanted to stop and she started yelling at me to 'KEEP IT UP, BABY, KEEP IT UP!' How can she see me? I hope she doesn't yell at me for having a messy living room, too. Gah!
The eating front has been pretty good, too. After we ate supper (dinner to you fancy talkers), I wanted something snacky, but I didn't know what. Darling Hubby went to the store and bought me some grapes. And some Weight Watcher fudge bars that are only 1 point --- and I can SO afford to have one tonight! HA!
Tune in tomorrow for (HOPEFULLY) my report on my first Hip Hop Abs workout! I checked the USPS tracker and it was in St. Louis yesterday. That means it should be here tomorrow!!!! If it's as much fun as Turbo Jam, I know I will like it.
Oh my dog, are you on the edge of your seat or what?????
*Ok...now do you know why this entry is titled as it is? Indeed.
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Jerrie said...
I so enjoy your posts - they leave me with a smile in my heart.
Yay for you getting new computers - it only took all year - but way to go! :)
I think Cheryl and I are going to plan a spy mission back your way to watch you do Turbo Funk Party Kick Ass Jam Exercise Workout Tape Things! We (I) am good at spying - Cheryl will probably give us away!haha!
Keep up the good work and thanks for the updates my bloggy friend.
8:49 PM
tcccsy said...
Congrats on your start with Psycho Chalene ... she sounds fabulous! ☺
Jerrie & I are SO going to spy on you ... just you wait. I don't know that I'll give you away but if I knock and ask for food can you just pretend you don't see me? HA
Love you!
9:20 PM
Lulu said...
I'm all up with the Hip Hop. Fo' shizzle. I'm so lame, that I can't even talk hip hop.
Please report back to us the very minute you get the tapes (DVDs?). Whatev.
Word.
3:32 PM